About the blogger
"Please believe that things are good with me, and even when they're not, they will be soon enough"




Hi! Name's Verlicia. I go to UCI and I really like cheese and pickles and anything Mexican made. I reblog anything that actually makes me laugh out loud, grosses me out, or amazes me. Umm….yeah! That's pretty much it. Hope you like it and have a nice day :]


Favorite quotes
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new" -Albert Einstein "We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." -Dr. Seus "It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not" -Andre Gide "Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that." -Martin Luther King Jr.



the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
ask-the-black-widow:

singacrossthemoon:

xxkriztinaxxgabriellexx:

control-collapse-collide:

The fuck is this? 

my day is made.

The fuck? The fuck?The fuck is in the air?The fuck?There’s white shit everywhere~The fuck? I must be fuckin’ bakedAnd this shit’s pro’lly fakeThe hell, Jack, did we take?The fuck? 

Oh what the hellAre those things with those hats?And whyIs that fucker so fat?
The fuck?There’s motherfuckingReindeer shit all on the groundThese creepy fuckers all aroundIs this cause of the weed I foundThe fuck is this?The fuck?
"Intelligence always had a pornographic influence on me."
Maya Angelou (via out-of-the-desert)

(Source: onceuponapoet, via out-of-the-desert)